The Dev Did Not Hesitate

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The Dev Did Not Hesitate

responsive-design-memes, frontend-memes, mobile-first-memes, lazy-developer-memes, media-queries-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ultimate power move by a frontend dev who chose violence that day. While product managers cry about "mobile-first design" and UX designers preach the gospel of responsive breakpoints, this rebel just said "nope" and hardcoded their way to freedom. It's the digital equivalent of putting up an "Out of Order" sign on the office coffee machine because you don't feel like refilling it. Somewhere, a Bootstrap developer is having heart palpitations while this site's creator is enjoying their extra 40 hours of free time not spent debugging media queries.

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