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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! D starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck a gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No How about web developers who force users to input dates using a calendar GUI instead of typing them Straight to hell. To the boiter room of hell All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy.

Someone just announced a TypeScript compiler written in JavaScript, and devs are already planning their exit strategy. The irony is absolutely chef's kiss—we spent years adding types to JavaScript to make it safer, and now someone's like "what if we just... removed all that work?" The tweet perfectly captures the existential dread: "Can I still make fun of vibe coders if I become one?" Brother, you're about to transpile TypeScript back into the chaos it was meant to escape. That's not vibe coding, that's architectural nihilism. It's like inventing a seatbelt and then immediately asking if you can use it as a hammock. TSC (the TypeScript compiler) is out here doing interpretive dance trying to justify its existence while everyone considers yeeting their entire type system into the void.

The food chain of programming languages in one perfect image. HTML swimming around thinking it's a big predator like Python, Java, JavaScript, and PHP, when really it's just a school of tiny fish pretending to be a shark. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect in code form – the markup language with the least actual programming capability somehow convinced itself it belongs with the apex predators. Sure buddy, you keep "developing" those static pages while the real languages handle the heavy lifting.

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller V Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes