The Design Is Very Human

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of programmers thinking names are some kind of standardized, well-behaved data! 💅 Names change when people get married, divorced, or just FEEL LIKE IT. They don't follow your precious "first name, last name" format. And sweetie, if you think your system won't encounter Chinese names (or Arabic, Japanese, Korean...), you're living in a fantasy land! And that dictionary of "bad words"? Darling, it's DEFINITELY blocking legitimate names from cultures around the world. Some people literally don't have names! THE HORROR! Welcome to the chaotic hellscape of international name handling - where your beautiful database schema goes to DIE! ✨

Content What my friend (a mechanical engineer) means when he says "my project": A steel plant spread across 77 square km What I (a software engineer) mean when I say "my project": A website

Frontend developers using reasonable z-index values? Nah. Setting it to 9999999 because that element better stay on top or so help me... It's like bringing a nuclear warhead to a knife fight, but hey, at least nothing's gonna overlap your dropdown menu now. Somewhere, a CSS purist just felt a disturbance in the force.

OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!

Content Ben Awad benawad so if you're a "developer" why haven't vou "developed" a relationship?? 08:39 2022-05-17 Twitter Web App

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