The Design Is Very Human

Content People who love javascript People who hate javascript People who hate javascript in public but secretly love it. Async, Await, come to daddy. Daniel Stor; turnoff.us)

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You know that moment when your client insists on adding seventeen different features that completely contradict each other, and you're sitting there like "bestie, I promise you don't want this," but they're ADAMANT? And then you build exactly what they asked for because they're paying the bills, and suddenly the entire application is stuck in a tree, unable to move forward OR backward, just... existing in a state of pure architectural chaos? Yeah. That's what happens when you let users dictate technical decisions without any pushback. The developer tried to warn them, probably sent a whole essay in Slack about scalability concerns and user experience nightmares, but noooo—they wanted it THEIR way. Now look at this beautiful disaster, dangling precariously between branches of bad decisions and "but the user wanted it!" The app works, technically, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!

Bootcamps out here watching the tech job market burn like a dystopian hellscape while desperately trying to sell their $25k JavaScript courses. Nothing says "great investment" quite like spending the price of a decent used car to learn React hooks while senior devs with 10 years of experience are getting ghosted by recruiters. The timing couldn't be worse—it's like selling swimming lessons on the Titanic. These bootcamps promised you'd be making six figures in 3 months, but forgot to mention that "junior developer" positions now require 5 years of experience, a CS degree, and the ability to single-handedly architect a distributed system. But hey, at least you'll know how to center a div... for only 25 grand.

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