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The eternal duality of a developer's skillset captured in one perfect image. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make senior engineers weep tears of joy.
Meanwhile, your frontend is literally a haunted house that should be condemned—CSS held together with duct tape, buttons that mysteriously shift 2px when you're not looking, and a responsive design that only responds with "please kill me."
The best part? We all pretend this is normal. "Yeah, just ignore that UI glitch in Safari—it's a feature!"
