Cross-browser Memes

Remember when frontend devs were ABSOLUTE UNITS?! Left side shows the GODLIKE SPECIMEN that was 2010 frontend developers - supporting Internet Explorer, Firefox, Safari, Opera, AND Chrome while making JavaScript OPTIONAL like some kind of superhuman masochist. Meanwhile, 2025 frontend devs are literally CRYING because users won't just download Chrome like the pathetic little browser-monogamists they've become. The absolute COLLAPSE of frontend resilience is the greatest tragedy of our time. *dramatic sob*

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is Safari compatibility! There you are, coding your little heart out, your webapp working FLAWLESSLY on Chrome, Firefox, Edge—practically EVERYTHING—and then BOOM! 💥 Safari comes waddling in like that deranged goose, ready to DEMOLISH your CSS, MASSACRE your JavaScript, and OBLITERATE your will to live! It's like building a beautiful sandcastle only to have that ONE SPECIFIC CHILD kick it down EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Why, Apple, WHYYYYY?! 😭