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Content Ethan White ethanwhite 8 yo: We're learning to make websites at school. Me: Awesome, are you using Google Sites or something. 8 yo opens a text editor and types in 6 valid lines of html. Me: 8 yo: Dad, why are you crying? 03.04.18, 01:02 6'991 Retweets 36.1K Likes

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

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Ah, the classic "free drink if you can read code" trap! This bar is basically filtering customers based on JavaScript literacy. The sneaky part? The secret word is hidden in plain sight but requires you to mentally execute the code. The code creates a function that reverses strings, then builds the secret word by reversing "par", adding "amet", and constructing a final string with "Secret word: " prefix. If you run it, you get "Secret word: rapemat" - which sounds like the world's most unfortunate cocktail name. Honestly, any dev who can parse this after a few drinks deserves not just one free beverage but the entire bottle. And the bartender probably thinks they're so clever until some smartass walks in with a JavaScript interpreter on their phone.

The perfect progression of a tech bro's descent into madness! First, they're all chill about making an app. Then they drop the "backend in Rust" bomb like they've discovered fire. But when they reveal their Svelte frontend, you can practically hear the hipster energy intensifying. And the cherry on top? A whopping 69 users (nice) that turns them into a literal demon. Classic case of "I used the trendiest tech stack but forgot about the whole 'solving actual problems' part." Happens to the best of us... or worst of us, depending on your perspective.