I Flex And Forget

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8 months ago 138,516 views 0 shares

I Flex And Forget

css-memes, flexbox-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes, programming-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The double entendre of CSS flexbox strikes again! This poor soul was bragging about mastering CSS flex properties yesterday, only to wake up today with complete amnesia about how any of it works. The friend's confusion is all of us trying to remember which flex property does what without checking Stack Overflow every 5 minutes. The "what did he flex about?" line is extra hilarious because CSS flexbox knowledge truly is the most fleeting victory in web development—you think you've conquered it, then your brain decides to garbage collect that information overnight.

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