Spent 6 weeks perfecting that "simple, intuitive UI" with proper spacing, clean design, and careful user testing? Congrats! Your users will immediately find the most chaotic, physics-defying way to interact with it anyway.
The gap between how developers imagine people will use their carefully crafted interfaces versus the reality of users treating it like a carnival funhouse is the eternal comedy of software development. No matter how many bowls you provide, someone's gonna do a full-body sprawl across all of them.