Lost Without My Digital Crutches

Remember when we actually knew how to code? Now we're just crawling helplessly on the floor when our IDE's autocomplete doesn't finish our sentences. "Oh no, I have to remember how to close my own brackets now!" The modern developer's equivalent of losing their glasses – suddenly blind to syntax errors and unable to remember if it's forEach or map without the friendly red squiggles to guide them. We've evolved from programmers to professional autocomplete managers.