While the cool kids flex their fancy CI/CD pipelines with automated tests and rollbacks, you're over here living dangerously with your IDE directly connected to production via FTP. That nervous sideways glance says it all – you know one wrong keystroke could bring down the entire system, but hey, it's not a bug, it's a feature! Who needs 12 deployment steps when you can just drag-and-drop straight to chaos? The digital equivalent of performing surgery with a chainsaw while blindfolded.
The Danger Zone: FTP Straight To Production
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