Ah, the GitHub contribution graph that spells out "F*CK" in bright green squares. Classic career suicide by commit history. Pro tip: Your manager doesn't appreciate artistic expression in version control, especially when it takes months of carefully timed commits to execute. Next time maybe try writing unit tests instead of profanity with your work account? That résumé is gonna need updating faster than a npm dependency.
The Commit History That Ended A Career
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