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Release On Friday Device

Release On Friday Device
What's marketed as a "500 Cigarettes Adapter" is actually the perfect visualization of what happens when you push code to production on Friday. You'll need every single one of those cigarettes to cope with the weekend support calls and Slack notifications while your manager is unreachable at some beach. The stress level goes from "I'm just gonna make this tiny change" to "I need industrial-grade nicotine delivery" in about 3.5 seconds after hitting deploy. Pro tip: if your deployment script includes ordering takeout and canceling weekend plans, you might be doing it wrong.

Gaming: The Unofficial Debugging Tool

Gaming: The Unofficial Debugging Tool
Ah, the battle-worn controller – a true testament to your commitment to "debugging" life's problems through virtual escapism. That layer of grime isn't dirt, it's a historical record of countless debugging sessions, production outages, and "I'll just play for 15 minutes" nights that turned into dawn coding marathons. The worn-out joystick tells the tale of a developer who's been grinding both in-game and in Git commits. Remember when your code was as clean as this controller once was? Yeah, neither do I.

The Alarming State Of Debugging

The Alarming State Of Debugging
When your code is so bad it triggers alarm ducks. €2.50 seems like a fair price for a physical manifestation of your debugging nightmares. Just squeeze it every time your production server catches fire. Cheaper than therapy, more socially acceptable than screaming.