Im Glad They Sorted This They Must Have Been Paying Millions For Those Vscode Liscences

The ultimate programmer flex: telling someone to "use vim keys" instead of arrow keys. This meme perfectly captures the elitism of Vim users who navigate with hjkl and look down on the peasants using arrow keys. The reply "Skill issue" is the programming equivalent of "git gud" - because obviously your testosterone levels are directly proportional to your ability to memorize keyboard shortcuts from the 1970s. Next time someone complains about tiny arrow keys, just stroke your neckbeard and whisper " I use Vim btw " while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.

The sweet, sweet karma of version control! Top panel shows a dev having an absolute meltdown over undocumented code—you know, that cryptic mess that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, bottom panel reveals the mastermind behind the chaos, smugly enjoying the show after running git blame and discovering the culprit is none other than the person complaining. Classic case of "congratulations, you played yourself." Nothing quite like watching someone rage about their own technical debt!

Ah, the classic developer paradox! Spend 5 minutes doing a mundane task? Absolutely not. Spend 30 minutes automating that same task? *finger guns* Sign me up! Every programmer knows that sweet dopamine hit from creating a script that saves you approximately 0.03 seconds per year. It's not about efficiency—it's about the principle of never doing manually what could be automated with 6x the effort. The math never checks out, but we'll defend our automation decisions to the death. Future me will thank present me... probably... maybe... if I remember where I saved the script.

The ultimate "don't touch my stuff" starter pack for Linux elitists! Split keyboards, weird ergonomic mice, and the Arch Linux logo - because nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like a setup that requires a PhD to understand. Arch users have mastered the art of making their computers so intimidating that no one dares ask to check their email on it. Smart move - saves them from having to explain why they spent 3 days configuring a desktop that still occasionally crashes when they try to print something.

Ah, the classic "$10,000/hour AWS bill of doom" scenario! This comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your AWS keys have been chilling in public longer than that Minecraft world you've been building. 🙃 The best part? That well-meaning onboarding where someone tells you to rotate keys every "3-6 months" and you're like "totally, absolutely, 100%" while mentally filing that under "things I'll definitely forget until catastrophe strikes." Cloud security is just like flossing - everyone knows they should do it regularly, but somehow we're all too busy playing Minecraft to remember until our teeth (or AWS account) are on fire. 🔥💸

Finally, a Git manual that doesn't sugarcoat the existential dread. git reset as "pretending your last few hours of work never happened" hits harder than any merge conflict. Every developer has experienced that moment of divine intervention with git rebase , playing God with the timeline while silently praying nothing breaks. And let's not forget git blame - the digital equivalent of pointing fingers during a production outage. This glossary should be mandatory reading before anyone's allowed to touch a repository.