The Documentation Paradox

Content Joshua Achiam jachiamO the real miracle in the midst of all this chatGPT stuff is that you don't have to write your own regex anymore 08:46 14.02.2023 9 132 Views 72 Likes 2 Retweets 3 Quotes

The evolution of getting help as a developer! First we had Reddit calling our questions "stupid," then Stack Overflow dismissing everything as "off-topic," and now ChatGPT responding with "that's a very good question" to even the most ridiculous requests like "how to prevent screenshots of my website." Finally, a digital assistant that doesn't make us feel like complete idiots for not knowing something! It's the therapy we never knew we needed after years of Stack Overflow PTSD. Breaking generational trauma one suspiciously positive response at a time.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😱 There you are, trying to be a responsible adult writing beautiful code, but your screen is 90% occupied by an anime girl with more personality than your entire codebase! The purple LED lighting isn't helping your productivity either, but let's be honest - that waifu is the real culprit here. Your IDE is literally BEGGING for attention behind her, like "Hello?? Remember me? The thing you're supposed to be using to PAY YOUR BILLS??" But no, you've chosen the path of weebdom and now your functions are forced to peek around her pigtails. Your productivity is being held hostage by a 2D character and honestly? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. This is peak developer culture in its natural habitat - half code, half anime, all disaster. 💀

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."