Debugging: The Definition Of Insanity

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Oh. My. God. The DRAMA between DBAs and developers is sending me! 💀 Developer: "I'll just grab EVERYTHING with SELECT * and sort it out later!" DBA: *literally PUSHING the developer toward a cliff* "SPECIFIC COLUMNS ONLY YOU MONSTER!!!" And this, children, is why your database queries take 8 years to run. The SELECT * wildcard is basically asking the database to hand over its entire life story when all you needed was its name and phone number. Performance? Never heard of her!

Ah yes, the two approaches to programming. "Stealing code" is just grabbing that rake and running before anyone notices. "Vibe coding" is when you try to look cool while using that same stolen code but inevitably smack yourself in the face with it. The skateboarders represent developers who think they've mastered the code they copied from Stack Overflow, right before they crash spectacularly into production. Trust me, we've all been there – confidently implementing something we don't fully understand until the exceptions start flying.

The classic programmer amnesia syndrome in full display! Nothing quite like the journey from "this code is garbage" to "oh wait, I wrote this masterpiece" in 0.5 seconds flat. That moment of horrified judgment—complaining about global variables and try-catch blocks spanning miles—only to realize you're critiquing your own digital fingerprints. The cognitive dissonance of immediately pivoting to "actually, the logic isn't that bad" is pure self-preservation at work. It's like finding an old diary entry and thinking "who wrote this nonsense?" before recognizing your own handwriting. The mental gymnastics we perform to protect our fragile programmer egos deserve an Olympic medal.

Content I modified 300 project's files. Added a few new ones. Solved some bugs... My commit's message was: "some updates"

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