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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Ah, the "Karen Inspect" linter - for when your code needs to speak to the manager of syntax. This satirical Python tool scans your code for "problematic" terms like master/slave and blacklist/whitelist, while enforcing ridiculous rules like "function names must be complete sentences with punctuation." Because nothing says "production ready" like code that passes HR's sensitivity training but can't actually run. My favorite part is flagging "temp" variables because "everything should be permanent!" - clearly written by someone who's never had to debug a 10,000-line legacy codebase at 2am. Next update will probably flag recursion as "self-centered behavior" and loops as "showing signs of obsessive tendencies."

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OMG, the AUDACITY of management to starve us of the juicy performance problems we crave! 💀 For 364 days a year we're force-fed an endless buffet of mind-numbing bug fixes and feature requests, but HEAVEN FORBID we get ONE DAY to optimize something that actually matters! That sweet, sweet dopamine hit when you shave 200ms off a load time? PURE ECSTASY. But nooooo, we must suffer through the feature-request famine until the performance gods deem us worthy of their blessings. Intermittent fasting? More like intermittent SUFFERING! 😭

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