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The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts: First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault. Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job. Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.

Content The Giant bug I still don't want to fix Me Fixing a typo in the README

Content MONKS TRYING TO BE CELIBATE DEVS DEVS Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

Content Days before OpenAI Developer coding - 2 hours Developer debugging - 6 hours Days after OpenAI ChatGPT generates Codes - 5 min Developer debugging - 24 hours

The eternal struggle of Python file operations - where even seasoned developers find themselves googling "how to open a file in Python" for the 74th time despite having done it countless times before. It's not that it's complicated ( with open('file.txt', 'r') as f: ), but somehow that syntax refuses to stick in our brains. The monkey represents every Python developer pretending to be confident while secretly tab-switching to Stack Overflow to remember if it's 'w+' or 'a+' for appending with reading privileges. The final panel where the human turns into a horrifying sketch perfectly captures the existential dread of realizing you've been coding Python for years but still can't remember basic file I/O without documentation.

Content Time spent on Java development lava 17 5 10 10 10 Reading long errors Messing with Maven Thinking OOP Depency inyection Spring JPA Actually coding 60