We Are Humans Too

The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

The fancy cruise ship labeled "SYSTEMATICALLY DEBUGGING CODE WITH A DEBUGGER" sails majestically in the distance while a lone developer (labeled "ME") paddles on a surfboard frantically throwing print("HELLO") statements into the water like primitive fishing lines. Let's be honest—we've all skipped learning proper debugging tools and instead littered our code with print statements like digital breadcrumbs. Sure, the debugger is right there, but why use sophisticated equipment when caveman debugging tactics have worked since 1970? It's not laziness, it's... tradition.

DARLING, the ETERNAL DRAMA of IT support! 💅 From the humble help desk guy on the left just BEGGING you to restart your computer to Star Trek's Geordi La Forge on the right using FANCY TECHNOBABBLE to suggest THE EXACT SAME THING! The audacity! The sheer DECEPTION! It's like ordering a $50 cocktail that's just vodka with a fancy umbrella! No matter how advanced technology gets, the solution is STILL just "unplug it and plug it back in" but make it ✨fashion✨. I'm DYING at how this has been IT's secret weapon since the dawn of computing!

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Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of code that spontaneously combusts overnight. You go home after a productive day, your code purring like a well-fed cat, only to return the next morning to find it's transformed into a dumpster fire that would make Chernobyl look like a minor inconvenience. The best part? You haven't changed a single line . It's as if your code decided to have an existential crisis at 3 AM and is now punishing you for leaving it alone in the dark. Seventeen errors? That's practically a cry for attention. Meanwhile, you're sitting there wondering if gremlins have infested your repository, or if Mercury is in retrograde for JavaScript specifically. The only logical explanation, of course, is that the universe simply hates developers on Mondays.

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