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Fixing broken software with Java is like slapping a Java logo on a broken vacuum and expecting miracles. The punchline here is the double meaning of "suck" – both as in vacuum suction and as in being terrible. Just like how adding Java to a project doesn't magically fix underlying design flaws, but hey, at least now your broken code runs on 3 billion devices.

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The evolution of every senior developer's relationship with bugs: First, you're naive. "I'll fix this bug right away!" you declare with the enthusiasm of someone who still believes in clean code. Then comes the bargaining phase. "It's not a bug if I can't reproduce it. Must be user error." *closes ticket* Finally, enlightenment: "That weird behavior when you click exactly 7 times while holding Shift? Yeah, that's a 'feature' we totally planned. Find it in the documentation we'll write someday." Ten years in and I've mastered all three stages before my morning coffee.

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