Integer Overflow: The Birthday Edition

computer science Integer overflow Data types Binary joke Birthday cake Negative numbers Overflow errors

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Integer Overflow: The Birthday Edition

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STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually found a practical use for integer overflow! 🎂 When your sister's age hits -6, you've officially broken the universe's data type! The cake with those alternating red and blue candles is basically screaming "I've mastered binary AND birthday decorating!" Integer underflow: the ONLY acceptable reason to serve chocolate cake at a negative-aged person's birthday. Programmers really will go to ANY length to avoid fixing their overflow bugs - including time travel and existential paradoxes. Genius level: ASTRONOMICAL. ✨

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