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This is what happens when you let someone who learned architecture from YouTube tutorials and Stack Overflow answers design your house. The building looks like it was refactored 17 times by different junior devs who all said "it works on my machine." Windows positioned like UI elements dragged randomly in a Visual Studio form designer. That balcony clearly started as a simple feature request before scope creep turned it into whatever monstrosity we're looking at now. The structural integrity is probably maintained by hopes, prayers, and something equivalent to jQuery patches. This is the physical manifestation of "we'll fix it in production" and "ship now, refactor later." Bet the architect submitted this with a commit message that just said "final_house_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v3.2_USE_THIS_ONE.blueprint"

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