Surprise Senior: The Accidental Promotion

Tech industry Imposter syndrome Legacy code Burnout Career Codebase Coffee Promotion Responsibility Sudden promotion

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Surprise Senior: The Accidental Promotion

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Congratulations on your instant promotion! Nothing says "I'm ready for this responsibility" like clutching your coffee with the thousand-yard stare of someone who just inherited 200,000 lines of undocumented legacy code. One day you're asking questions, the next day you're the oracle everyone turns to. "But I just figured out where the config files are..." Too late, friend. Time to grow that beard and develop a caffeine tolerance that would kill a small horse.

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