Surprise Senior: The Accidental Promotion

Ah, the age-old tabs vs. spaces holy war has claimed another victim! Nothing turns a mild-mannered developer into a raging lunatic faster than someone running an autoformatter that converts their carefully crafted tab indentation into spaces (or vice versa). It's like watching someone rearrange your kitchen while insisting they're "helping." Sure, the code might work exactly the same afterward, but now it feels wrong on a spiritual level. And let's be honest - you'd rather rewrite the entire project from scratch than adapt to someone else's indentation style. The true mark of a senior developer isn't their algorithm knowledge or architecture skills—it's the intensity with which they'll defend their whitespace preferences to the death.

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Oh look, Uber is suddenly on a MASSIVE security hiring spree! Multiple senior security positions posted 3 days ago across different cities? Nothing suspicious about that AT ALL. It's almost like something catastrophic happened recently that made them realize "hey, maybe we should actually have people who know what they're doing protecting our systems?" The desperation is practically radiating off the screen. When a company drops this many security job postings simultaneously, you just KNOW someone's having a very bad week explaining to the board why the crown jewels got exposed. Fun fact: Companies typically hire security engineers BEFORE the breach, not after. But hey, better late than never, right? 🔥

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