As an Amazon Associate ProgrammerHumor.io earns from qualifying purchases.

I Promise To Cleanup After The Refactor

Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code quality Promises Architecture Technical maintenance Broken promises

Programming Debugging Backend Agile

1 year ago 191,760 views 0 shares

I Promise To Cleanup After The Refactor

technical-debt-memes, refactoring-memes, legacy-code-memes, promises-memes, code-quality-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the infamous "I Promise To Cleanup After The Refactor" bridge. Just like how every developer swears they'll come back and clean up their temporary hacks after shipping the feature. Five years later, that "quick fix" is now a load-bearing monstrosity that nobody dares to touch. The bridge is still standing though, so technically it works in production! And just like legacy code, it's covered in the vines of technical debt that keep growing while management insists on building new features on top. Remember folks, temporary solutions are the most permanent architectural decisions you'll ever make.

More Like This

Don't be scared..

Programming

3 years ago 78.0K views 0 shares

Don't be scared.. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 line here is 700 lines in C I will continue with python

Cat

Programming

2 years ago 74.5K views 0 shares

cat | iphone-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Itai Nathaniel itainathaniel cat position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; border-radius: 50; 11:29 AM Sep 13, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 176 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Learning New Frameworks

Programming

1 year ago 65.5K views 0 shares

learningNewFrameworks | IT-memes, ide-memes, framework-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The official tutorial is 3 hours long Tearn almost hothing from it I watch a 15 minute YouTube video instead Tearn almost nothing from it

It’s a mystery

Programming

3 years ago 73.6K views 0 shares

It’s a mystery | developer-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hire new developers at a higher starting salary than current employees Cap raises at 5 Why are all my devs leaving?

Anker Prime TB5 Docking Station, 14-in-1 Thunderbolt 5 Dock with 120Gbps Max Transfer, Thunderbolt Dock with 140W Max Charging, Cooling System, Up to 8K, Dual Display for TBT 5/4 Laptops

Affiliate Docking Stations

Anker

Anker Prime TB5 Docking Station, 14-in-1 Thunderbolt 5 Dock with 120Gbps Max Transfer, Thunderbolt Dock with 140W Max Charging, Cooling System, Up to 8K, Dual Display for TBT 5/4 Laptops

14-in-1 Thunderbolt 5 Dock: Equipped with a Thunderbolt 5 upstream port, two Thunderbolt 5 downstream ports, two USB-C ports, three USB-A ports, SD and TF card readers, an AC input, a 2.5Gbps Etherne…

Every Code Review

Programming

4 years ago 185.9K views 0 shares

Every Code Review | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, lines of code-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Giray zil girayozil Following Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. 10:42 AM - 27 Feb 2013 4,209 Retweets 1,450 Likes 79 17 4.2K 1.5K

People Keep Telling Me That My Door Is Broken, Looks Normal To Me.

Programming Gamedev Debugging Unity Testing

1 month ago 470.1K views 5 shares

People Keep Telling Me That My Door Is Broken, Looks Normal To Me.

When your 3D rendering decides to have an existential crisis and you're just like "works on my machine" 🤷. That door has more z-fighting than a Street Fighter tournament, with textures clipping harder than a bad haircut. The RGB color channels are literally separating like they're going through a messy divorce, creating that gorgeous chromatic aberration effect that screams "my graphics driver is having a meltdown." But sure, tell the users it's a "feature" and ship it anyway. The door isn't broken, it's just experiencing multiple dimensions simultaneously. Totally intentional artistic vision, definitely not a catastrophic rendering bug that would make any QA tester weep into their coffee.