It Was Only Two Lines

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It Was Only Two Lines

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The walk of shame every developer knows too well. You push those "harmless" two lines to production on Friday at 4:58 PM, then get that dreaded Slack ping at dinner. Now you're trudging back to your laptop wearing your "The Expert" shirt that's suddenly feeling very ironic. The best part? Those two lines were probably just console.log statements you forgot to remove.

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