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The difference between how versioning should work and how it actually works in some codebases. According to semantic versioning, you increment the major version (like 1.0 to 2.0) when you make changes that break backward compatibility. But then there's that one developer who breaks something with literally every commit and somehow still has a job. Their changelog probably just reads "Fixed stuff, broke other stuff" for every release. It's basically the software development equivalent of playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

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The mysterious phenomenon of code quality instantly transforming when someone glances at your screen! One second you're doing pointer arithmetic that would make Linus Torvalds cry, with bitwise operations and hexadecimal values that look like you fell asleep on the keyboard. Then the moment a coworker peeks over—BOOM—your code magically transforms into a pristine if-else statement that even an intern could understand. It's like quantum code: the mere act of being observed collapses all your hacky solutions into clean, readable logic. The programming version of cleaning your room only when guests come over!