There's Always A Surprise Waiting For Us At The End

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9 months ago 190,468 views 1 shares

There's Always A Surprise Waiting For Us At The End

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Fixing that "one small error" in your code only to discover it's actually unleashed 585 new errors. It's like chess, except the pawns are bugs and checkmate is just you, staring blankly at the terminal, wondering if a career in organic farming might be less painful. The compiler is just sitting there, silently judging your life choices.

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