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Content Developer: It works on my computer Product Manager: Developer: Yes, but we are not going So get some details and to give your computer to reproducible steps instead the customer of "it doesnt work"

The sweet, sweet dopamine hit of seeing "no conflicts with base branch" is better than any drug on the market. That magical green checkmark means your code won't trigger a three-hour merge nightmare where you question your career choices. Developers spend 90% of their time dreading merge conflicts and 10% celebrating when they don't happen. It's the little things in life - like when Git doesn't make you want to throw your laptop out the window.

Content APPLE APPLE APPLE We don't want PWA to be good so we can sell apps The EU Forces us to allow 3rd party browsers Let us block PWA System-Wide APPLE Let us make the PWA experience on safari crap APPLE The EU Forces us to allow 3rd party browsers APPLE "It's for the good of the consumer"

The eternal dance between developers and QA summed up in one perfect shot. When your code is your baby, every bug report feels like someone calling your child ugly. But deep down, we know those QA folks are just trying to save us from ourselves before production catches fire. They meticulously document every edge case we "forgot" to test because we were too busy implementing that cool new feature nobody asked for. The relationship might be complicated, but without those love letters, we'd all be updating our resumes after the first deployment.

Content What the devs made: What the customer wanted: ProdrammerHumor.io thephonecar.com 080 000

When GitHub's 1 billionth repository is literally named "shit," you know humanity has peaked. Someone created a repo with the most profound name possible, and GitHub's automated system sent a congratulatory message hoping they "build some great 💩." The universe has a sense of humor after all – a billion repositories of human innovation, and the milestone belongs to a repo that perfectly summarizes most of our code anyway.