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Don't Bring Up C 99 C 11

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The C language sitting there unchanged since 1970 while every other technology evolves is peak programmer Stockholm syndrome. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to the extreme. Meanwhile, C++ and Java developers are having emotional breakdowns trying to keep up with new features and paradigms. C programmers just smugly sipping coffee with their pointers and memory leaks, completely unbothered by modern conveniences like garbage collection or user-friendly syntax. Why fix perfection? *coughs in buffer overflow*

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