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Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit... but for babies! This Discord genius suggests giving your newborn a dollar, then taking it back before they get their Social Security number. The logic? Their value becomes -$1, and since government systems can't handle negative values, it wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer: $2,147,483,647. It's basically SQL injection but for the Social Security Administration. Your baby starts life as a billionaire through the power of unsigned integers. The perfect crime—until they try to file taxes and the IRS shows up with a SWAT team wondering why your toddler owns half of Wyoming.