The Self-Sustaining Developer Ecosystem

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The four horsemen of debugging in 2023: despair, hope, rage, and ultimate betrayal. Nothing quite matches the emotional rollercoaster of finding a StackOverflow post that perfectly matches your obscure error, getting excited by the 47 replies, only to discover the original poster smugly declared "fixed it" without sharing how. This is why programmers have trust issues. The "ChatGPT against the world" title is spot on - at least the AI pretends to explain its solutions, even when it's hallucinating them.

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Content When you break something and fix it enough that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it

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