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Content CON Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean can fix your printer. This means... No, well, I can fix it But not because I'm a programmer!

Ah, the Faustian bargain of Rust programming. You surrender your mental wellbeing to the borrow checker gods, and in return, they promise your code won't segfault at 2 AM in production. After 15 years of watching C++ codebases implode spectacularly, I'd make that trade too. The compiler yells at you for eight hours straight until you're questioning your career choices, but hey—no more "undefined behavior" or memory leaks bringing down your servers. It's basically paying therapy bills upfront instead of incident response bills later.

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Content When you add a string to an integer and wait for an error but javascript returns a string JS Parkour!

Content Errors are red. Screens are blue, i think i deleted, System 32 Can't be fixed with Software, Can't be fixed with glue, WtHell were u thinking, Before deleting System 32. 2 m Like Reply

Content The six steps of debugging: 1) That can't happen. 2) That doesn't happen on my machine. 3) That shouldn't happen. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6) How did that ever work? Yesterday I reached step 6