I Wrote A Regex

BEHOLD! The magnificent horror that is someone's attempt to solve a problem with regex! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of trying to perform brain surgery with a chainsaw while blindfolded. That monstrosity of characters isn't code—it's a cry for help! When your regex looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard, you've officially entered the ninth circle of programming hell. The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple pattern and then spiraled into madness as they kept adding more and more exceptions until their sanity completely evaporated. Their computer is probably still trying to process this abomination to this day!