Turn it off and on again Memes

The universal IT troubleshooting flowchart that nobody admits to following! The massive blue section representing "restart whatever isn't working" is painfully accurate—it's basically the digital equivalent of "turn it off and on again" solving 90% of problems. The "quick Google search" slice is that desperate moment when Stack Overflow becomes your actual supervisor. And then there's the magical "IT placebo effect" where systems mysteriously start working properly the second you walk into the room. The computer literally goes: "Oh no, a professional is here, better start behaving!" No advanced degrees required—just the supernatural ability to make technology fear your presence.

The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again?" approach has apparently made it to the operating room! When your code throws inexplicable errors, rebooting is your Hail Mary pass. When your patient flatlines... maybe try literally anything else first? The terrifying reality that the same troubleshooting logic we apply to our stubborn servers is being suggested for human bodies is peak programmer humor. Next they'll be suggesting to check if the patient is properly plugged in or needs a firmware update.