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Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than asking for code review. The bear in the forest is just your senior dev who'd rather maul you than look at your 47 file changes with the comment "fixed stuff." The perfect survival strategy: create a PR so terrible that everyone suddenly develops selective blindness. Works on bears, tech leads, and that one architect who hasn't written actual code since Java 6.

Ah yes, the prehistoric era of computing. Before 1956, programmers were just cavemen banging on two keys: 0 and 1. Need to compile your code? Just smash ENTER. Need a variable? That's what SPACE is for. Who needs fancy high-level languages when you can communicate directly with the machine using only existential dread and finger calluses? The most efficient debugging technique was just repeatedly hitting your head on the keyboard until something worked.

Stack Overflow will roast you, downvote your question into oblivion, mark it as duplicate of something from 2009, and make you question your entire career choice. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is out here like your supportive coding therapist, gently guiding you through your bugs with the patience of a saint—even when you're asking it to debug the same syntax error for the fifth time. The real plot twist? ChatGPT might be confidently wrong, but at least it won't close your question as "off-topic" or tell you to "just read the documentation." Stack Overflow built character; ChatGPT builds confidence. Choose your fighter wisely.

The holy trinity of "things that don't matter" according to people who have them in abundance. Rich folks saying money doesn't matter, attractive people claiming looks don't matter, and then the punchline – senior engineers at standups mumbling "no updates" while secretly working on the same bug for 3 days straight. Nothing says "leave me alone with my code" like the blank stare of a developer who'd rather debug in peace than explain why they're still wrestling with that one-line fix that should've taken 10 minutes. The daily standup: where developers perfect the art of saying absolutely nothing while looking productive.

Ah, the classic case of unintentional boolean logic in the wild! The sign says "We don't accept bills higher than 50 AND 100" which logically means they don't accept bills that are simultaneously higher than both 50 and 100. But since any bill higher than 100 is automatically higher than 50, this statement actually means "We don't accept bills higher than 100" - making the 50 completely redundant. Twenty years of coding and I still see this stuff everywhere. The number of times I've had to explain to product managers why "if user is premium AND has subscription" isn't what they actually meant... I've lost count. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

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