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The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.

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