The Midnight Debug Revelation

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The Midnight Debug Revelation

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The AUDACITY of our brains! Ignoring us when we're BEGGING for sleep, but then suddenly becoming a coding GENIUS the moment our head hits the pillow! That bug on line 255 that had you contemplating a career change all day? Your brain was just saving the solution for dramatic effect. It's like your subconscious is a drama queen with the WORST possible timing. The solution was there all along, but nooooo, it had to wait until you were horizontal and halfway to dreamland to reveal its brilliance. Typical brain behavior - absolute diva!

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