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The perfect meta-joke doesn't exi—

When your colleague finally confronts you about your cryptic variable names and spaghetti logic, but you just double down on the chaos by refusing to explain anything. The irony is *chef's kiss* - writing unreadable code AND refusing to comment on it is like bringing a nuclear weapon to a code review. Future maintainers will be archaeologists trying to decipher hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated octopus.

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