The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

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Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum() . The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.

The perfect visual metaphor for Git workflow doesn't exi— Wait, it's Ryanair! The top image shows a plane landing (git commit) - safely storing your code changes. The middle shows a plane taking off (git push) - launching your commits to the remote repository with the confidence of a budget airline pilot. But that bottom image... git add with people climbing stairs to nowhere in the desert is absolutely savage. Just like how we frantically stage random files hoping they'll somehow work together, while stranded in dependency hell. Whoever made this clearly had to debug merge conflicts at 3am before a deadline.

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Content 9:08 4 Irene 26 A 1 quilmetre de distncia Irene v3.0 Tinder Profile updates: Bug fixes and improvements New features implemented (got a new job) Performance enhancement (started going to the gym) UIUX redesign (summer tan) New and recent pictures added (holiday photos) Improved selection algorithm Multilingual support (English, Spanish, Catalan) COMPARTEIX EL PERFIL DE IRENE

The sweet irony of OCR technology! Nothing quite matches that special rage when your computer—with its fancy machine learning algorithms—somehow can't recognize text in a font IT LITERALLY INSTALLED ITSELF. It's like having a roommate who stocks the fridge with beer but then forgets what beer looks like. "What's this strange amber liquid in bottles? Never seen it before!" And yet we keep trusting computers with increasingly complex tasks while they still struggle with the digital equivalent of "is this my hand?"