The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

When the genie says "no wishing for more wishes," every programmer knows there's a workaround. This dev just exploited the classic integer overflow vulnerability! By storing wishes in an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295) and then cleverly manipulating the order of operations, they've essentially created an infinite wish glitch. The coup de grâce? Wishing for 0 wishes. Since the subtraction happens after the wish is granted, they'll still have 4,294,967,295 wishes left. The genie's face says it all - outsmarted by someone who clearly debugs race conditions for a living. And this, friends, is why you always validate your inputs and use proper synchronization primitives. Otherwise some smartass in a code review will point out how your entire wish-granting API can be exploited.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE! 😂 Every developer who's ever touched multithreading just felt a disturbance in the Force! Threads seem like such a brilliant solution until you're suddenly debugging race conditions at 3AM, wondering why your program works perfectly on Tuesdays but crashes on Thursdays. It's like trying to coordinate 10 toddlers to build a sandcastle - theoretically possible, practically CHAOS! And the worst part? The bugs are never reproducible when your boss is watching!

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Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16

Behold, the sacred scroll that shatters 15 years of developer ego in one fell swoop! You've been meticulously crafting those clever one-liners, spending hours on micro-optimizations, and feeling like a code wizard for squeezing out that 0.002% performance boost. Meanwhile, your compiler is silently judging you, throwing most of your "genius" optimizations straight into the garbage bin during compilation. This is the programming equivalent of finding out Santa isn't real. All those sleepless nights spent optimizing that loop? Completely pointless. Modern compilers are basically saying: "That's cute. Now watch how it's really done." Pro tip: Focus on writing clean, maintainable code first. Let the compiler handle the optimization heavy lifting. Your future self (and coworkers) will thank you when they don't have to decipher your "optimized" cryptic masterpiece.