The Recursive Rabbit Hole

THE AUDACITY! 💀 Spent 45 excruciating minutes explaining nested objects, arrays, and key-value pairs only for the project manager to think we're talking about a PERSON named Jason?! My soul left my body faster than an unhandled Promise rejection! This is why developers need hazard pay for meetings. Next time I'm sending a JSON file with my resignation letter formatted as {"reason": "can't even with this anymore"}.

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The perfect cup for programmers who can't stop working even during hydration breaks! This glass implements a recursive drinking algorithm that ensures optimal caffeine levels at all times. The conditional statement checks if the glass is full, then instructs you to drink, otherwise refill - basically a while loop for your beverage consumption. The beauty is in its efficiency: no explicit exit condition means you'll be properly caffeinated until you manually break the loop by leaving your desk. Hydration-driven development at its finest!

Content WATSKY O gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate Posted in rShittyLifeProTips by uMyMemesWillCureU reddit