The Recursive Rabbit Hole

So we've reached the point where companies are firing devs for not churning out enough PRs and not letting AI write their code. Because nothing says "quality software" like optimizing for quantity and letting a chatbot do your thinking. The absolute state of the industry right now: management discovered they can measure developer productivity by counting PRs like they're widgets on an assembly line. Nevermind that one well-architected PR could be worth fifty AI-generated spaghetti commits. And the "not using enough AI" part? Chef's kiss. Imagine getting fired because you had the audacity to actually understand the code you're writing instead of copy-pasting from ChatGPT. Next up: "Developer fired for thinking too much and not accepting Copilot suggestions fast enough." The future is here, and it's depressingly stupid.

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Remember when you thought matrix multiplication was the coolest thing ever? Yeah, that innocent enthusiasm lasted about as long as your first sprint planning meeting. You were out there thinking "wow, I can multiply matrices!" while AI was already plotting to automate your entire existence. The real kicker? That same math you thought was just academic flex is now powering the neural networks that are literally coming for everyone's job. Plot twist: you weren't learning cool math tricks—you were training your own replacement. The irony is chef's kiss.

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