Total Eclipse Of The Heart

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Total Eclipse Of The Heart

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The iconic "Total Eclipse of the Heart" song title has been brilliantly transformed into a programming joke! The Eclipse IDE logo has replaced the word "Eclipse" in the title, creating a perfect pun that resonates with Java developers everywhere. Anyone who's spent hours debugging in Eclipse knows that feeling when you're desperately singing "I need you more than ever" to Stack Overflow at 3 AM. The dependency is real, folks.

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