The Mysterious Self-Healing Code

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The Mysterious Self-Healing Code

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The absolute AUDACITY of computers to just... betray you like this! 😤 Your code is giving you a completely wrong output for ONE specific input, and you're questioning your entire existence. Then—WITHOUT CHANGING A SINGLE CHARACTER—you run it again and it works perfectly?! WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?! The computer is literally gaslighting you, making you believe you're losing your mind. Heisenbug in its natural habitat—only observable when you're not looking for it. The digital equivalent of your car making that weird noise until you take it to the mechanic.

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