Community support Memes

Someone asked the simplest question in the universe: "How do I get the length of a string in C#?" and Microsoft Community decided to write the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy as a response. Meanwhile, Stack Overflow just drops "str.Length" like a mic drop and walks away. Microsoft Community out here with the "Hello, my name is Blake" energy, writing three paragraphs about the .NET Framework's "efficient and intuitive built-in property" when literally two words would've done the job. It's like asking someone what time it is and they explain how watches are manufactured. This is why developers have trust issues with official documentation. Sometimes you just need the answer, not a dissertation on string manipulation theory.