The Dark Side Of Development

The most satisfying commit message you'll ever write: "Deleted 2,000 lines of legacy code." Somehow removing code feels more productive than writing it. The real 10x developers aren't the ones cranking out features—they're the ones brave enough to hit delete on that monstrosity everyone's been afraid to touch since 2017. Negative lines of code should be on your performance review.

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Sure, AI can build your app in 5 minutes instead of 5 hours, but have fun debugging that spaghetti junction of code! The left shows a nice, simple railway track—straightforward code built without AI. Clean, predictable, gets you from A to B. The right? That's your AI-generated "masterpiece"—a chaotic mess of intersecting tracks going in seventeen different directions at once. Your app might be built faster, but good luck figuring out which track leads where when everything crashes. It's like asking a hyperactive octopus to organize your closet. Speed isn't everything when you're spending the next month untangling what your AI "helper" thought was a brilliant solution!

Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, .. Follow View my blog 3d "Technical debt": Move fast and don't fix things "Agile development": Admitting you have no plan "TDD": Guessing the future, one test at a time "Open source": Asking someone else to fix it "CICD: Automating your mistakes into production "API": Asking someone else to do it "DevOps": The belief that more tools fix any problem "Microservices: Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one "Cybersecurity": Playing hide and seek with hackers "Serverless": Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes "Scrum": Group therapy for being behind schedule

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The classic tale of confidence meeting reality. First panel: Developer riding high on vibes, claiming they can do anything. Second panel: Someone asks about fixing actual technical issues. Third and fourth panels: Developer's face transitions from "I'm a genius" to "I want to murder you for exposing my incompetence." This is the programming equivalent of saying you're fluent in French until someone actually speaks French to you. The "vibe coder" is that person who copies Stack Overflow solutions without understanding them, then gets defensive when asked to explain why their code works (or more likely, why it doesn't).