Every Single Day: The Ctrl+C Betrayal

GitHub's password deprecation strategy is like a villain in a noir film. "Please enter your password... ah yes, thank you. By the way, passwords are dead to me now. Generate a token instead." The classic bait-and-switch executed with all the subtlety of a ransomware notification. Nothing says "we care about security" quite like making you use an outdated authentication method before telling you it's outdated.

Content MESEEINGLINE SIS PERFECTLY CORRECT, BUTLINE4 HAD A BRACKET MISSING ME: ERROR INLINE 5

Content When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore When a file you don't need exceeds 50 mb, gitighore

Content teacher: there's no job where you can google all the stuff you need, don't use google. programmers:

Content -can you finish this small task today?? me ten minutes before leaving: CODING SANG

The perfect encapsulation of that developer who writes the most chaotic, uncommented spaghetti code imaginable and then has the audacity to say "it works, doesn't it?" with a pirate's grin. These "vibe coders" treat programming best practices like Captain Barbossa treats the pirate code—mere suggestions that can be ignored when inconvenient. Their git commits probably read "fixed stuff" and their variable names are single letters that make perfect sense... to absolutely no one but themselves. And yet somehow, against all odds, their monstrosities run in production while the rest of us cry into our meticulously formatted, well-documented code that just crashed.