Every Single Day: The Ctrl+C Betrayal

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Ah, the classic software development cycle illustrated with feline precision! First panel: We start with a beautiful blueprint cat—meticulously designed with perfect proportions and elegant lines. Engineering perfection! Second panel: Resource allocation at its finest—80% of effort goes to the tail (that feature nobody will use), 14% to the legs (core functionality), 4% to the head (user interface), and a whopping 2% to the actual body (everything else that matters). Third and fourth panels: The pre-beta and post-beta cats look identical because let's be honest—nobody actually fixes anything during beta testing. Fifth panel: What the customer wanted? A FREAKING TIGER. Not even remotely close to a house cat. Sixth panel: Two versions later, the software has evolved into... a cat with an existential crisis and identity issues. Final panel: The ultimate truth bomb—despite delivering something completely wrong, users still stick around with a resigned "I still like you anyway." And the software's response? "TOOTS." Because at this point, it's just farting out updates.

Who needs proper containerization when you can just document your chaos? The eternal dev dilemma: learning Docker's intricate orchestration system OR just taking 23 screenshots of your working environment like some digital hoarder. Nothing says "I'll figure it out later" quite like a folder full of PNG evidence of that one time everything actually worked. Future you will surely decipher those cryptic terminal screenshots taken at 2AM!

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The dirty secret of the media processing world is that your fancy video converter, transcoder, or "AI-powered multimedia solution" is just FFmpeg in a trench coat. Companies slap a GUI on it, rename a few buttons, charge you $49.99, and call it revolutionary. Meanwhile, FFmpeg sits in the background doing all the actual work like that one colleague who never gets credit in meetings.