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Scientists: "We've created an AI that's consistently wrong." Tech CEOs: "Ship it." And that's how we ended up with chatbots that confidently explain why you should add milk before cereal, virtual assistants that send your grocery list to your ex, and AI that swears your code will work perfectly despite 47 syntax errors. The modern tech industry in a nutshell: if it's broken but profitable, it's a feature not a bug.

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

The classic "This is fine" dog sitting in a burning room meme, but with an AI twist that hits way too close to home. That moment when you've let AI generate half your codebase and pushed it straight to prod without proper review because "it seemed to work locally." Those wide eyes aren't excitement—they're pure existential terror masked with a smile while production servers melt down. Yet we keep sipping that coffee, pretending we didn't just introduce 17 new security vulnerabilities and an infinite loop that's slowly eating your AWS budget.

The eternal saga of code reviews in one Slack message. Dude casually drops "i think cursor fixed it, can i merge?" and gets absolutely 875 replies of people tearing his code apart. That's not a code review—that's a digital intervention! Guarantee those replies are filled with "Actually..." and "Well, technically..." comments dissecting his cursor fix like it's a murder scene. Pro tip: never ask if you can merge unless you're prepared for your colleagues to discover every sin you've committed since learning to code.

OH. MY. GOD. This poor soul just reinvented the wheel in the MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE! 😱 They're out here writing 30+ lines of bit-twiddling nightmare fuel to do what C++ could handle with a SINGLE LINE using std::bitset ! The sheer AUDACITY to ask "why use C++" while simultaneously drowning in bitwise operators! It's like watching someone dig a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting RIGHT THERE! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast! This isn't just missing the forest for the trees—this is missing the entire ecosystem while obsessively counting individual atoms in a leaf!

Content Meesam PrOMemer I was reading a book about computer bugs when I reached page 403. 404 not found. So I referred to the table of contents. The missing page was about spiders. Web page not available. 10:41 am 22 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android