Search And Destroy: Legacy Code Edition

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Search And Destroy: Legacy Code Edition

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When the legacy codebase is so bad they need special forces. Bugs Bunny's gone full Vietnam mode because fixing that 10-year-old spaghetti code requires military-grade tactics. You start with reconnaissance, identify the bug clusters, then systematically eliminate each dependency nightmare with extreme prejudice. The thousand-yard stare comes standard after you've seen what lurks in those uncommented functions. Remember: no survivors, no mercy, just clean commits. The horror... the horror...

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