Sanity Not Found

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Sanity Not Found

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The duality of developer life in its purest form. One minute you're cackling at other teams' API disasters with a smug "not my problem" attitude. The next minute? You're frantically fixing production because your own codebase is a flaming dumpster fire. It's the tech version of karma – mock someone else's circus, and suddenly your own monkeys start flinging code excrement with remarkable precision. The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to developer hubris.

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