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Nothing compares to that sweet, sweet dopamine hit when git blame reveals it was Dave from backend who wrote that cursed one-liner six months ago. Suddenly, all those hours debugging his spaghetti code transform from existential crisis to vindication. The commit history doesn't lie—and neither does that timestamp showing he pushed it Friday at 4:59 PM. Justice has never felt so satisfying.

Content COMPILE TIME ERROR RUNTIME ERROR 2 V YOU ARE T00 DRUNK TO DRIVE MONKEYUSER.CoM

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The architectural equivalent of "it works on my machine." Two bricklayers casually building a wall that's so structurally unsound it would make a civil engineer have a panic attack. The random brick placement is basically what your codebase looks like after six consecutive all-nighters fueled by energy drinks and desperation. This is technical debt incarnate – that moment when you know you're writing garbage code but deadlines are looming and the client is breathing down your neck. Sure, the app runs... in exactly the same way this wall "stands" – through sheer audacity and a complete disregard for the laws of physics/clean code principles. Future you will absolutely hate past you for this decision. But hey, that's a problem for Monday-morning you!

When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.

Content Interviewer: it says here you're extremely fast at maths, what's 3017? quantum computer: 47 Interviewer: that's not even close Me: yeah but it was quick