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Ah, the classic tech job descent into madness. First day: bright-eyed optimism. Then reality hits—"documentation? Just read the code." And what beautiful code it is—zero comments, variables named "tmp", "str", and "obj", all crammed into 2000-line monoliths written by developers who apparently believed typing out full variable names would summon ancient demons. It's like trying to decipher hieroglyphics, except the ancient Egyptians probably had better documentation standards.

The eternal cycle of web development: whether it's your first day or your ten-thousandth, you're still Googling "how to center a div." Some things never change. CSS flexbox was supposed to save us, yet here we are, senior developers with mortgages and retirement plans, still typing the same query we did as bright-eyed juniors. The only real difference between junior and senior developers? Seniors have memorized which Stack Overflow answer to click on.

When your IDE asks if you want to "Apply Code Changes" in the middle of debugging and shows up like a shady character in a hood... hard pass. Nothing says "I'm about to wreck your entire codebase" quite like mysterious prompts appearing when you're already knee-deep in a bug hunt. That little dialog box might as well say "Would you like me to introduce 17 new bugs while fixing none of your current ones?" The Flash is all of us - immediately rejecting that nonsense with zero hesitation.

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Content Anyone know how to get rid of this error? (i.redd.it) submitted 6 days ago by Techa Net 35 comments share save hide report sorted by: best Y Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest or the comments - DMcuteboobs -13 points 6 davs ago Retype the line. Sometimes the compiler decides what you typed isn't what you typed, because secret reasons. Retyping it helps about halt the time Dermalink embed save report rediv - Guimica15 6 points 6 days ago Your first advice is to tell them to redo the same thing and expect a different result? That's... literally the definition of insanity permalink embed save parent report reply -xMUdnsPf 3 points 6 days ago No. This is a computer. It follows the rules that it was programmed to follow. Your comment suggests you're on the wrong sub Dermann embed save parent revort reov DMcuteboobs comment score below threshold (13 children) - otaku78 2 points 6 days ago suspect bro has as much success with his coding as he does with his cringe username. 1 success is fine, riiight? permalink embed save parent report reply -VB. Net Advanced SoikeHimself 2 points 5 davs ago' Wow. Where do Ieven begin with this? It's not so much that you're wrong. It's not even that you are being a cvnt about being wrong. It's the sheer and utter lack of skill you are displaying in even beginning to come up with this suggestion. The mindset and way of thinking that befits a successful programmer is mutually exclusive to whatever train wreck this thought came from. It's such an un-programmer thing to say, that your vile conduct and toxic stubborness are completely overshadowed by the sheer stupdity of it. If a junior said this, it would be time to talk about courses. If a senior said this, they should be fired. If someone with "decades of experience" says this.. well, just shoot me now I hope the "decades of experience" was a lie. That would be your only saving grace at this point. If you truly have decades of experience, and you're this bad at problem solving, I can only imagine the pain your manager must feel. Alas, given the fact he employs you, he's probably equally clueless. permalink ember save parent report reply -Guimicals 2 points 5 days ago rdestroyedbywords Dermalink ember save parent report reply sneakdeekbot 1 point 5 davs ago (0 children) Moderator snang M 1 point 5 days ago This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet. permalink embed save parent report reply