Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue

The perfect regex tutorial doesn't exi— Seriously though, the chaotic jumble of special characters in regex patterns might as well be created by a cat walking across your keyboard. That cryptic pattern /^([A-Z0-9_\.-]+) showing up in the second panel? Yep, looks exactly like what happens when my cat decides to "help" with coding. The brutal truth is that most regex patterns look completely indecipherable until you spend hours decoding them. And even then, you're never quite sure if they'll match what you want or suddenly match your entire database and crash your app. Pro tip: Always test your regex on a small sample before unleashing it on production data. Unless, of course, you prefer the chaos of letting your cat write it.

Content rMicrosoftEdge Edge crashed with 1600 open tabs. Clicked in-built "Restore" but crashes after a minute BUG I had about 1600 tabs open then Edge suddenly crashed despite me having plenty of spare RAM. I re-opened Edge and clicked on the "Restore" button that's a part of Edge but Edge crashes and closes again after a minute of trying to restore my open tabs. I had Session Buddy installed so I thought instead of clicking on Restore that I'd look in the save sessions but the session with 1600 tabs isn't listed. The most recent one is only from 17 days ago with 1400 tabs. Yet Session Buddy did save the 1 open tab when I re-opened the browser after it crashed! Is there anything I can do to recover my 1600 tabs even if it's just to get a URL list of them?

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Content When you're about to go sleep, but then you finally find out how to fix that bug

BEHOLD! The architectural MONSTROSITY that is my codebase! That random balcony attached to a brick wall with absolutely NO DOOR to access it? That's the function I wrote at 2am that somehow fixed EVERYTHING. Do I understand why? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Would I rather die than delete it? YOU BET YOUR SEMICOLONS I WOULD! It's like finding a random line of code that prevents your entire application from imploding and just backing away slowly while whispering "nobody touch it." The digital equivalent of a load-bearing poster!

Content Will Ye. 3rd Engineering Cohere Follow 17h Edited Back when I worked at Amazon as a software engineer, the CRAZIEST thing happened to me. Here's the story... I was working from home with my girlfriend (at the time), when suddenly I get an urgent ping from my coworker: "Our service is experiencing a SEV 2! We need all hands on deck!" Uh oh, our team's application has gone down! However, as I scrambled to figure out how to fix the issue, I smelled something burning from another room and heard a fire alarm go off. "Will! There's a fire! Help!" heard my girlfriend shout. Now I was stuck in a conundrum - restore a critical Amazon service, or put out the fire in my apartment? It was at that time I remembered Amazon's famous leadership principle "Customer Obsession". There are customers who depend on my team's application - I can't let them down! So I ignored the fire and my girlfriend's pleas, and started debugging the production issue. But all of a sudden, the smoke in my apartment cleared and the fire alarm fell silent. My girlfriend walked into the room, and to my astonishment, peeled off a wig and revealed herself to be Jeff Bezos himself! "I'm proud of you for being obsessed with our customers," he said, and gave me a 5 Amazon gift card. He then leaped out of my window and hopped into a waiting Amazon Prime delivery van that quickly peeled away. Even though I no longer work at Amazon, I'm so grateful for these experiences that taught me lessons I'll never forget. Agree?