Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue

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Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue

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Poetry meets syntax errors in this cross-stitched masterpiece. Nothing says "I love you" quite like an unexpected token on line 32 that breaks your entire codebase at 4:59 PM on a Friday. The compiler doesn't care about your weekend plans. The semicolon you forgot will haunt your dreams while you're supposed to be relaxing. Just another reminder that computers follow rules, not emotions – unlike whoever spent hours stitching this beautiful monument to debugging trauma.

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