Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue

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Watching someone print out code for review is like witnessing a crime against modern development practices. In 2023? SERIOUSLY? That's 30+ pages of perfectly good trees sacrificed to the debugging gods when we have perfectly good monitors, version control, and code review tools. The confused Tom face perfectly captures that moment of "Did I just time travel back to 1995?" Nothing says "I don't trust Git" like killing forests to manually track changes with a red pen. Bonus horror: imagine them printing JavaScript with all those nested callbacks and dependencies!

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That sleek, high-performance Lamborghini code snippet you found on Stack Overflow versus the public transportation monstrosity you somehow managed to connect it to. Sure, they're both green, but one's designed to break speed limits while the other breaks only your spirit during code review. The perfect illustration of how we convince ourselves our Frankenstein creation is "working as intended" when in reality it's just barely functional enough to lumber from point A to point B without crashing. Bonus points if you've ever confidently said "I understand how this works" about code you absolutely did not write.

Content I just saw a man 5:33 AM Share his screen 5:33 AM And do the below git add - A git commit -m "Bug fix" precommit warning git commit -m "Bug fix" --no-verify git push your branch is behind git push --force 5:35 AM ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of that junior dev thinking they can fix ALL alignment issues in a WEEKEND?! 💅 Honey, the senior dev is over here having an existential crisis about changing a FONT STYLE taking THREE WHOLE WEEKS! That's because the senior knows the horrifying truth - every CSS change is connected to seventeen other things that will spontaneously combust if you touch them! That one-line font change? It's actually a portal to dependency hell that will summon bugs from dimensions unknown! Meanwhile, our precious little junior is still living in that beautiful dreamland where CSS actually makes sense. Bless their innocent heart! 😭