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Roses Are Red, Segfaults Are Blue

C++ Security Programming Debugging

1 month ago 173.1K views 0 shares

Roses Are Red, Segfaults Are Blue

The most elegant way to commemorate a buffer overflow. Nothing says "I love you" like crashing production with a string that's too damn long for a 32-bit register. That cross-stitch belongs in every security team's office, right next to the framed CVEs they've patched. Bonus points if you've ever had to explain to management why their Valentine's Day promotion brought down the entire payment system.

Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are True

Debugging Javascript Programming Testing

5 months ago 166.4K views 1 shares

Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are True

A programmer's version of poetry! This cross-stitch masterpiece starts with the classic "roses are red, violets are blue" but instead of finishing with a sweet sentiment, it hits you with the programmer's eternal nightmare: "unexpected '}' on line 32" . Nothing says "I love coding" quite like immortalizing syntax errors in yarn. The creator clearly understands that the true romance of programming isn't in the successful builds but in the mysterious curly braces that appear out of nowhere, making you question your sanity and life choices at 2:17 PM on a Tuesday.