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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code poetry Memes

Posts tagged with Code poetry

I Can Get Any Job I Want

Programming Algorithms
16 days ago 67.6K views 0 shares
I Can Get Any Job I Want
When HR says they need a "rockstar developer" but the actual code is just a poetic love algorithm. The irony is palpable—companies demand 10x developers with 15 years of React experience but end up having them write code that's basically digital Shakespeare. Forget optimizing databases; you're optimizing romance variables where "desire = 7" and "longing = 3". The perfect job for those who majored in Computer Science with a minor in Unrequited Love. Next interview question: "Can you implement heartbreak in O(1) time?"

Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are True

Debugging Javascript Programming Testing
1 month ago 89.0K views 0 shares
Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are True
A programmer's version of poetry! This cross-stitch masterpiece starts with the classic "roses are red, violets are blue" but instead of finishing with a sweet sentiment, it hits you with the programmer's eternal nightmare: "unexpected '}' on line 32" . Nothing says "I love coding" quite like immortalizing syntax errors in yarn. The creator clearly understands that the true romance of programming isn't in the successful builds but in the mysterious curly braces that appear out of nowhere, making you question your sanity and life choices at 2:17 PM on a Tuesday.

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