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The emotional rollercoaster of CI pipeline debugging, captured in git commit history. From the initial "fuck yeah, finally got it!!!" celebration to the soul-crushing "once again" failures, followed by increasingly desperate pleas to the CI gods. The gradual descent from confidence to begging is painfully familiar to anyone who's battled flaky tests. That special moment when you go from "fix: Come on, CI!" to "fix: Getting pretty angry at CI by now..." is when you know you've entered the seventh circle of DevOps hell.

Someone's keyboard F key is clearly working fine because they just dropped a massive F-bomb on DSA (Data Structures & Algorithms). The rage is palpable—solving 500 leetcode problems only to end up jobless with a broken keyboard is the tech equivalent of training for the Olympics and then tripping on your shoelaces during the opening ceremony. What's hilarious is the stark contrast between academic coding interviews ("implement zigzag BFS") and actual job requirements ("fix this button" or "why API broken?"). It's like being trained to perform heart surgery but then getting hired to apply band-aids. The broken English just makes it more authentic—like reading the frustrated diary of every international developer who's been put through the algorithmic meat grinder only to discover the real job is mostly Stack Overflow searches and crying quietly in the bathroom.

This is the programmer's version of "give a man a fish" that hits way too close to home. Sure, you can hand someone a working program and watch them struggle for 24 hours trying to figure out why the console is spitting out gibberish. But teach them to code? Congratulations, you've just sentenced them to an eternity of Stack Overflow tabs, mysterious semicolon errors, and the existential dread that comes with realizing your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. The best part? We voluntarily sign up for this torture and then have the audacity to call it a "passion." Masochists, the lot of us.

BEHOLD! The four horsemen of startup development! Cracking knuckles with excessive confidence, dramatically crying when it all falls apart, stretching before the coding marathon, and the AUDACITY of that fourth panel - "Make no mistakes." MAKE NO MISTAKES?! Sweetie, that's like telling a fish not to get wet! The sheer delusion of thinking you'll write flawless code while your codebase is held together with duct tape, hopes, and Stack Overflow prayers. The filename "200k-mrr-startup-plz.md" is just the cherry on top of this desperation sundae. Honey, your markdown file isn't going to manifest $200k monthly recurring revenue!

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