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Python's Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) strikes again! While your 8-core beast of a machine sits there begging to flex its multi-threading muscles, Python's like "nah, I'll just use this one core and let the rest take a nap." That fourth core though? It's having an existential crisis watching all that wasted potential. Multi-threaded Python is basically paying for a Ferrari and then being told you can only use first gear. Thanks GIL, you're the real MVP (Most Vexing Problem).

Content DrawPool Hot New Tags to search for... APP ISSUE Due to Matt forgetting how to write code, a HUGE performance bug was introduced in the last app release - a fix is on its way and Matt will be whipped! Leaderboards Top 5 most liked users 1. Dragooniia 2. Cansukily 35 21

The slow, horrifying realization that your days of crafting elegant code are being replaced by endless status updates and spreadsheet wrangling. One day you're debugging a complex algorithm, the next you're scheduling your fifth meeting about the meeting you had yesterday. The transformation into management isn't a promotion—it's a curse that feeds on your technical soul until all that remains is an empty husk that says things like "let's circle back" and "we need to sync up."

The eternal struggle of modern web development: Your actual app code is a measly 300kb, but somehow you're lugging around 12GB of node_modules like some kind of digital pack mule. Nothing says "efficient coding" like needing 40,000x more space for dependencies than your actual product. And we wonder why our laptops sound like they're preparing for takeoff every time we run npm install .

Content Scott Hanselmen and 8 others fallow Kelly Vaughn kuly I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes. 8:20 AM - Oct 2, 2019 Twitter for Andtoid 189 Retweets 1.1K Likes 17 Kelly Vaughn m kvlly - 6h Replying to kvlly "You're not following proper agile protocol!" "Joe, this is a life or death situation. Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this?" "Yes." Q 28 17 48 O 519