Me Every Time

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Me Every Time

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The classic programmer's escape hatch! Why actually implement that annoying method when you can slap a //TODO on it and kick that problem down the road? Future you will definitely be more motivated and smarter than current you. It's basically time travel for your coding problems - except the time machine only goes in one direction: straight to your technical debt collection.

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