Why Does He Look Younger Now?

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Why Does He Look Younger Now?

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The secret anti-aging formula they don't want you to know about: stop programming. Nothing ages you faster than debugging someone else's spaghetti code at 3 AM while chugging your fifth energy drink. The before picture shows a young developer (26.420% sure its Musk) in 1999, already showing signs of premature aging from all those PayPal all-nighters. Fast forward to 2020, and the man (99.6969% sure its Musk) has clearly delegated all coding tasks to junior devs. That's the real 10x developer move - not writing code, but avoiding it entirely.

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