Why Does He Look Younger Now?

Content SuddenTerrible Haiku 90 7h I mean, but why did it electrocute him? NoWayTellMeMore 126 Probably a short with improper ground. 6h VerifiedMadgod 58 The low hanging wires you can see in the video probably made contact I am assuming 2h Idk though I just write CSS for a living so I don't have a brain Fatass Joe 6 .. 1h cSs? fujiz1881 1 21 Cool short stories 1h

This developer just casually created an "app skeleton" with 3,163 files changed and +637,124 lines of code in a SINGLE commit. That's not a skeleton—that's an entire digital cemetery! When most of us create a "skeleton app," we mean a few files and basic structure. This person apparently thinks "skeleton" means "fully formed creature with organs, skin, and probably its own consciousness." The PR is even marked "Ready to merge" with no reviews requested. Bold strategy—let's see if anyone survives the code review!

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The great FPS divide - where one group has a complete meltdown if their game drops below 100 frames per second, while the other group just silently endures slideshow-level performance like battle-hardened veterans. Remember coding on those ancient machines where compiling took so long you could brew coffee, drink it, and still have time for existential dread? That's the 30 FPS crowd - they've seen things, man. Meanwhile, the 100+ FPS folks are like those junior devs who complain when npm install takes more than 10 seconds.

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