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Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment

Content e4moji e4moji If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why

Content Friend: how long have you been working on that bug fix? Me: since 5pm Friend: but it's 4pm Me:

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Content Ancient Computer Programmer Modern Software Developer What the fuck is a monitor? Anyway, here is my 300-punch card, bug- free program Proarammerhumor.ic This IDE has no dark mode:

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