Lazy Debugging: A Developer's Tragedy

Content Engineers: Also engineers: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.

Ah, the classic refactoring fantasy vs reality! You start with spaghetti code (literally), dream of transforming it into this beautiful, organized spider web of elegant architecture... but end up with slightly different spaghetti that's maybe 2% better. It's like promising yourself you'll clean your entire room but just moving the pile of clothes from the chair to the bed. The refactoring illusion claims another victim! At least you can tell your team you "improved the codebase" while they squint really hard trying to spot the difference.

Content X 0 y 0 5 6 7 while True: X 1 y 1 9 10 11 12 PROBLEMS if x is y: print (f"x: equal!") else: print (f" (x: Not equal!") break OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL POr 254: equal! 255: equal! 256: equal! 257: Not equal!

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck G gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content Open fs Promises API 160 ysulyma opened this issue on Apr 30, 2019 4 comments May be fixed by 173 Frikster commented on Oct 19, 2023 fs-extra has promises and uses graceful-fs under the hood. A third-party library fixing and using a third-party one that fixes a native one. fs-extra adds file system methods that aren't included in the native fs module and adds promise support to the fs methods. It also uses graceful-fs to prevent EMFILE errors. It should be a drop in replacement for fs. Stay tuned and soon there will be a problem with fs-extra that means it will cease to be a drop in replacement for fs . So then we'll need a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library to fix fs . A library being a drop-in replacement for a library that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for a built-in library which should've worked in the first place Node.is ecosysten

Remember when video games were just... fun? Before you became a programmer and couldn't help but see the collision detection glitches, frame rate issues, and spaghetti code lurking beneath the surface? Now you're sitting there calculating the physics equations they used for that jump animation, mentally optimizing their render pipeline, and thinking "that NPC pathfinding algorithm must be A* with a custom heuristic." The curse of knowledge strikes again. You've peeked behind the curtain, and now you can't unsee the matrix. Gaming will never be the same, but hey—at least you can impress absolutely nobody by explaining why that texture is flickering.